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  • Journaling

    On The Asterisk (I’m 42 Today)

    I’m 42 today. Not celebrating until the weekend because I’m broke, but posting this because I have thoughts. In Douglas Adams’ “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe” there is a long-running bit of commentary/joke about how the answer to “Ultimate Question…

    By T Olsen
  • Non-Fiction

    Exploring Parks of Billings, MT: Joel’s Park

    Joel’s Park is a beautiful 17 acre park hidden behind Scheels in the Shiloh Crossing area of Billings, MT. I was fortunate enough to catch it in the early morning. While the park is probably best known for its bass…

    By T Olsen
  • Life Update

    Twenty Twenty Fore

    I believe it was the great Christian philosopher Aleister Crowley who once said “You’ll be fine. Just avoid cheap whiskey and cheap hookers…” Or something like that. 2023 was a year in which I didn’t accomplish everything I intended to,…

    By T Olsen
  • Life Update

    The Fire Persists – And So Do I

    Rumors of my death have been surprisingly accurate. Those same rumors do little to shine light on my rebirth. The real question is, will I be a zombie which has found himself in reasonable circumstances that I am destined to…

    By T Olsen
  • Life Update,  Writing

    THIS BEAUTIFUL WORLD IS SAFE AND IT’S ALL THANKS TO YOU

    It would probably help if I updated my website more than once a year. Truth be told, part of the reason I haven’t been active on this website is because a lot of my writing energy has been placed on…

    By T Olsen
  • Life Update

    how long does it take for a past to die

    It has been a very busy 10 months. Perhaps a busy lifetime, but definitely a busy 10 months. Recap: I, a single parent of three, found myself spiraling because the place I had rented for over 5 years had been…

    By T Olsen
  • Gaming,  Shitposting

    Torn City – When Scamming in Global Backfires

    Sometimes new players are the best source of fun. So, pretense – a kid in Global Chat was begging for $50M, clearly a scam, whatever. He was getting a bit lippy. So I told him I’d send him $5M. And…

    By T Olsen
  • Reviews,  Shitposting,  Writing

    Review: Fortnite – The Series

    It was only a matter of time before the Fortnite video game craze led to a cinematic experience. What is so surprising is how many liberties were taken with the franchise, complete with the hilariously awful translation of the game’s…

    By T Olsen
  • Non-Fiction

    Copypasta: Flounce Letter

    Hello, I’m random [online community] member #278. Most of you have never seen me post. A few of you know me from [insert link for this weeks drama filled post] where I was in a rather heated online argument. I…

    By T Olsen
  • Fiction

    Movie Night (erotica submission)

    We’d agree to meet at a local big-chain theatre. The movie wouldn’t matter much; something R rated and preferably not on its opening week. You’d wear a warm sweater and a miniskirt with leggings; a nice balance between staying warm…

    By T Olsen
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  • Exploring Parks of Billings, MT: Joel’s Park
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