{"id":260,"date":"2019-02-02T19:15:49","date_gmt":"2019-02-03T01:15:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yourock.fyi\/?p=260"},"modified":"2019-02-02T20:48:19","modified_gmt":"2019-02-03T02:48:19","slug":"winter-will-end-soon-only-historically-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.selcouth.fyi\/?p=260","title":{"rendered":"Winter Will End Soon.  Only Historically, Not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>America has this tradition where a groundhog pops out of his little hidey-hole, then writes a scroll to some guy in a top hat.  This guy reads the scroll, which answers the question: did the furry abomination see its shadow?  If so, everyone freezes to death for six more weeks.  If not, we collectively get to start complaining about summer weather 6 weeks sooner.  It seems silly to me that Mother Nature would bow to the power of this weather-beaten rodent and its shadow, but with thousands of people gathering to watch the event and millions more reading about it clearly there is something to the story, right?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not a fan of the cold, so it&#8217;s easy for me to dream of knocking that darn thing hard behind the head so that it can&#8217;t wake up until the next day &#8211; as good a way as any to ensure it doesn&#8217;t see its shadow.  But as a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/travel\/article\/groundhog-day-punxsutawney-phil-prediction\/index.html\">recent article on CNN suggests<\/a>, Punxsutawney Phil is less accurate at predicting the weather than your average coin flip.  He is, apparently, only right about 40% of the time.  This can be attributed to factors such as the difficulty in predicting 42 whole days of weather in advance; as part of the legend this is also attributed to the presenter misreading or misinterpreting what the groundhog saw.<\/p><div class=\"a99d68d66f4793561dba35187d5f89e7\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\"\r\n     data-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"fluid\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-0579594856611480\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5408359957\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>As such, it appears it doesn&#8217;t really matter what this creature does or doesn&#8217;t say &#8211; winter is going to be winter.  This is a shame, because this year the groundhog did not see its shadow, which would mean this winter vortex will be over soon and I can start wearing shorts.  Indeed, this weather is not my friend &#8211; with temperatures hitting the &#8220;feels like&#8221; range of 60 to 70 below Fahrenheit (comment below if you know what that is in Celsius), I am ready for weather where I start sweating again.<\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t the only bit of folklore that we as Americans use to predict the weather.  According to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.almanac.com\/news\/weather\/weather-whisperers\/weather-folklore-what-leaves-squirrels-apples-and-flowers-predict\">The Old Farmer&#8217;s Almanac<\/a>, &#8220;Squirrels gathering nuts in a flurry, Will cause snow to gather in a hurry.&#8221;  As well, tough appleskins and flowers blooming in late autumn are a sign that a grim winter is coming.  Yet for some reason, it is only this one groundhog that gets its own holiday.  Strange, that.<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>America has this tradition where a groundhog pops out of his little hidey-hole, then writes a scroll to some guy in a top hat. This guy reads the scroll, which answers the question: did the furry abomination see its shadow? If so, everyone freezes to death for six more weeks. If not, we collectively get to start complaining about summer weather 6 weeks sooner. It seems silly to me that Mother Nature would bow to the power of this weather-beaten rodent and its shadow, but with thousands of people gathering to watch the event and millions more reading about it clearly there is something to the story, right? I&#8217;m not a fan of the cold, so it&#8217;s easy for me to dream of knocking that darn thing hard behind the head so that it can&#8217;t wake up until the next day &#8211; as good a way as any to ensure it doesn&#8217;t see its shadow. But as a recent article on CNN suggests, Punxsutawney Phil is less accurate at predicting the weather than your average coin flip. He is, apparently, only right about 40% of the time. This can be attributed to factors such as the difficulty in predicting 42 whole days of weather in advance; as part of the legend this is also attributed to the presenter misreading or misinterpreting what the groundhog saw. As such, it appears it doesn&#8217;t really matter what this creature does or doesn&#8217;t say &#8211; winter is going to be winter. This is a shame, because this year the groundhog did not see its shadow, which would mean this winter vortex will be over soon and I can start wearing shorts. Indeed, this weather is not my friend &#8211; with temperatures hitting the &#8220;feels like&#8221; range of 60 to 70 below Fahrenheit (comment below if you know what that is in Celsius), I am ready for weather where I start sweating again. This isn&#8217;t the only bit of folklore that we as Americans use to predict the weather. According to The Old Farmer&#8217;s Almanac, &#8220;Squirrels gathering nuts in a flurry, Will cause snow to gather in a hurry.&#8221; As well, tough appleskins and flowers blooming in late autumn are a sign that a grim winter is coming. Yet for some reason, it is only this one groundhog that gets its own holiday. 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