{"id":1113,"date":"2021-07-22T16:27:42","date_gmt":"2021-07-22T22:27:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.yourock.fyi\/?p=1113"},"modified":"2021-07-22T18:41:01","modified_gmt":"2021-07-23T00:41:01","slug":"copypasta-flounce-letter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.selcouth.fyi\/?p=1113","title":{"rendered":"Copypasta: Flounce Letter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, I&#8217;m random [online community] member #278. Most of you have never seen me post. A few of you know me from [insert link for this weeks drama filled post] where I was in a rather heated online argument. I have to say I&#8217;m disappointed in [online community]. I won&#8217;t name names in this post even though the entire community knows who I&#8217;m talking about. That way I can always point to my post saying, &#8220;I NEVER SAID YOUR NAME!&#8221; This gives me the upper ground. I didn&#8217;t like the way that you did that thing you did. And the photoshopped pictures about me hurt my feelings. Yes, I realize there are different opinions in a community this size but I&#8217;ll let the comments of a few posters color my whole perception of this place. So I&#8217;m leaving forever. Forever ever? And ever ever? Yes. Although I will still answer all the comments people leave me and I&#8217;ll reappear if my name is mentioned. But after that, I&#8217;m TOTALLY gone.<\/p><div class=\"a99d68d66f4793561dba35187d5f89e7\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\"\r\n     data-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"fluid\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-0579594856611480\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"5408359957\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>Now I&#8217;ll write about all the cool things I used to like about this community and talk about how it has changed for the worse. But I don&#8217;t realize that by knocking the community, I&#8217;m basically insulting everyone who chooses to stay even if they weren&#8217;t involved in [insert link for this weeks drama filled post]. I make people feel like they have to justify why they&#8217;d remain in such an evil community. After all, if I&#8217;m leaving, it has to be horrible. I make some general negative comments about the entire community, once again making us into a mono-faceted group of people just because we have one thing in common. Not like me, however because I&#8217;m different. I see the dark undercurrent beneath [online community]. <\/p>\n<p>Obviously, social media is serious business to me. Because when you click the link titled, &#8220;leave community&#8221; it didn&#8217;t make me write this post. No, I wanna leave with a BANG! I want to appear righteous. But here is the part I don&#8217;t understand. Even if I&#8217;m polite and have several valid points, no one will care because goodbye posts are rude internet etiquette. So by being rude, I&#8217;d just as bad as the people I&#8217;m angry at. But keep a look out for me in the future! Because almost everyone who has written a goodbye post continues to lurk and eventually comes back a few months later, hoping the community has forgotten.<\/p>\n<p>Now I will prepare to be baffled by the immensely negative response my post gets.<\/p>\n<p>Signed, [online community] member #278<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, I&#8217;m random [online community] member #278. Most of you have never seen me post. A few of you know me from [insert link for this weeks drama filled post] where I was in a rather heated online argument. I have to say I&#8217;m disappointed in [online community]. I won&#8217;t name names in this post even though the entire community knows who I&#8217;m talking about. That way I can always point to my post saying, &#8220;I NEVER SAID YOUR NAME!&#8221; This gives me the upper ground. I didn&#8217;t like the way that you did that thing you did. And the photoshopped pictures about me hurt my feelings. Yes, I realize there are different opinions in a community this size but I&#8217;ll let the comments of a few posters color my whole perception of this place. So I&#8217;m leaving forever. Forever ever? And ever ever? Yes. Although I will still answer all the comments people leave me and I&#8217;ll reappear if my name is mentioned. But after that, I&#8217;m TOTALLY gone. Now I&#8217;ll write about all the cool things I used to like about this community and talk about how it has changed for the worse. But I don&#8217;t realize that by knocking the community, I&#8217;m basically insulting everyone who chooses to stay even if they weren&#8217;t involved in [insert link for this weeks drama filled post]. I make people feel like they have to justify why they&#8217;d remain in such an evil community. After all, if I&#8217;m leaving, it has to be horrible. I make some general negative comments about the entire community, once again making us into a mono-faceted group of people just because we have one thing in common. Not like me, however because I&#8217;m different. I see the dark undercurrent beneath [online community]. Obviously, social media is serious business to me. Because when you click the link titled, &#8220;leave community&#8221; it didn&#8217;t make me write this post. No, I wanna leave with a BANG! I want to appear righteous. But here is the part I don&#8217;t understand. Even if I&#8217;m polite and have several valid points, no one will care because goodbye posts are rude internet etiquette. So by being rude, I&#8217;d just as bad as the people I&#8217;m angry at. But keep a look out for me in the future! Because almost everyone who has written a goodbye post continues to lurk and eventually comes back a few months later, hoping the community has forgotten. Now I will prepare to be baffled by the immensely negative response my post gets. 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